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  • Narrie
    Apr 14, 06:30 AM
    Yeah, everybody has one!

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  • DTphonehome
    Jul 21, 12:41 PM
    Don't mean to be a wet blanket, but I didn't care about Apple's market share when it was slipping in the 90s and I don't care about it now that it's climbing. I didn't buy my Mac to be popular and I don't particularly care that lots of people are (or are not) using them. It's just an irrelevant metric to me.
    ...
    Besides, Apple deals in the kind of quality that will keep it around for many, many years, regardless of which way its market share is going and that's all that I care about.

    You do realize that if Apple's marketshare were to drop to, say, 1% or lower, they would have very little money to spend on R&D, and the quality and innovation you seek would suffer tremendously? Which is why Apple was doing dismally in the 90's and is doing much better today. They are now flush with cash, and can pump out great hardware products, and develop and refine the software that drives sales. Market share (and high margins) is important to ensure a steady flow of cash for those projects.

    So, you don't care about how market share affects you, but if you were the only Mac user, I assure you, Apple wouldn't be manufacturing products just for your puny market share. (To make an extreme example)




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  • ebow
    Aug 15, 03:04 PM
    Does anyone else get a kitten ichat image with the third spotlight image? Is that a new feature? (/me missed something.)

    It's the new Kitten War (http://kittenwar.com/) integration in 10.5--supposed to be a top-secret feature but I guess the cat's out of the bag (pun intended for my enjoyment only--I'm in a lonnng meeting).




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  • maflynn
    May 4, 09:40 AM
    This is news????

    I thought based on all the other reports it was a fore gone conclusion that there will not be any IP5 this summer.




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  • antpod
    Apr 14, 09:35 AM
    I cannot believe people are still stupid enough to believe that they will come out with a white iPhone 4 (My personal two cents). It makes absolutely no sense for them unless they really did plan to postpone the release of the next generation iPhone.

    Just look at the mediatrends especially how much of the media was hyped on here with bestbuy stocking them up and all other major retailers all of a sudden having the white SKUs in their systems.

    Get real guys, if you want a white iphone from Apple. Mostlikely you will never get one hence why i gave up and bought a conversion lol

    Lol your going to look really stupid in a couple weeks. Why would you say this when there is so many reports with all the same information coming out? Especially when heads at Apple are saying it? These reports aren't from best buy employees. Those were obviously flakey. But when Bloomberg, Reuters, and Phil Schillerare saying the same thing what makes you think those are in the same league as best buy employees.

    Has apple even ever announced a major hardware product in the last 8 years and not released it?




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  • iJohnHenry
    Mar 3, 07:29 PM
    Sheen is in huge denial and will most likely kill himself at some point.

    I wonder if Vegas has a book on it?

    Nothing is beyond their quest for gold.




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  • ThomasJefferson
    Jul 29, 07:16 PM
    Zune?
    As in, this is something that does not Zoom, its Zunes?

    Could still be fun to watch tho ...
    Just how uncool can M$ make music?




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  • KnightWRX
    Mar 29, 08:24 AM
    There won't be iPhone 5!

    With an A5 chip and called the iPhone 4S!

    Uh, that would be an iPhone 5. You do realise that 5 is the generation when people talk about iPhone. Apple has yet to name their next device, but whatever real name it will have, it will still be the 5th generation iPhone.

    The one next year would be iPhone 6.




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  • Waybo
    Apr 14, 08:58 PM
    http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5102/5620879322_013331e346_b.jpg

    C&C welcomed & appreciated, as always.

    ISO 400, 21mm, f/4.5, 1/1000




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  • attila
    Apr 15, 01:19 PM
    Any news in the latest build of Lion? When can I install it and be sure most works? :D

    (on Snow Leopard)




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  • Chase R
    Dec 5, 04:59 PM
    I think if there were no guns besides the law enforcements then America would be a much safer place.

    Then what would law-enforcement need guns for?

    It is literally impossible to get rid of guns here. The only thing gun-control does is take away guns from those who legitimately and responsibly own them. You think the guns that gangsters and criminals have are registered? I think not.

    /rant

    back to wishlist...

    one of these:
    http://images.apple.com/ipodshuffle/images/stack20100901.jpg

    So I can get back into morning running!




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  • mc68k
    Oct 31, 01:49 PM
    it's doing one frame about every 33 mins now with -16




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  • lbro
    Apr 22, 07:21 PM
    The posts start at 0, not one.
    Did you thumb them back up, or were you under a misconception?

    Somebody must have thumbed them back up. They were all at -1 except the one from aggie.




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  • FX4568
    Apr 19, 04:54 PM
    These are all random/nonsensical figures you've made up FX4568. Outside of gaming, there are prescious few apps that will be affected by a 30% decrease in GPU.

    This will be even more true as Apple becomes better at optimising for Grand Central dispatch (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grand_Central_Dispatch). As an example the new Final Cut Pro X is said to optimise and scale well across all sizes of systems. I'd expect a much faster processor to 'soak up' the GPU drop in this instance.

    No. Outside of gaming, a larger proportion of processing is done in the CPU than the GPU, and improving the CPU will yield greater benefits.

    You can only really talk for yourself and others in this thread that subscribe to that opinion. What evidence to you have that the majority would notice?

    I would expect that most MBA owners aren't hardcore gamers - it's just not that sort of machine. Medium power graphic uses, like productivity apps or watching movies wouldn't be noticeably impacted.

    Of course, I don't have any figures to back up that belief either. ;)

    Well, I wish I had a program to back up such GPU CPU usage, but I do not, so whether you believe my point is up to you.

    I have NO idea as of how GCD affects GPU. The only thing that my mind connected the GDP to a GPU is when the GPU has an Open CL, Open CL is like GDP but not quite. GDP can be summarized as "GCD lifts the programmer from the burden of dealing with shared memory, threads, locks and semaphores which usually results in a great amount of pain." GCD does not direct GPU burden into the CPU. If it did, why doesnt Apple further continue on this technology? Wouldn't it be more efficient to Apple to develop this technology so far that GPUs are obsolete and instead of placing GPUs in a system, they could use extra battery? or extra RAM? GDP only takes advantage of multi core systems, but it certainly does not take the burden of GPU.
    If it does, I would honestly like to know, as knowledge is always good.

    Yea, I see the point where you are coming from. Neither of us know whether or not MBA owners have bought it for mild gaming or not, but hardcore gamers are certainly not in the radar of MBA buyers. But do not confuse hardcore gamers with games that tend to fall in the "hardcores." Almost all games could be run in MBA, of course few of them wont. But as of 90% of games, the 320M will. Again, do I have numbers to back it up? I certainly dont, but there was a chart somewhere that compared over 30 games with 320m and Intel 3000HD used in MBP 13", and the 13" could play less than the 320m ones. Why do I keep up bringing games as GPU comparisons? Because as my lack of knowledge shows, games are the ones that stress the most out of GPUs in my usage.




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  • AlligatorBloodz
    Apr 14, 09:35 AM
    Why would it be Apple TV and have the word "Mac" in it?

    I think in lion you will be able to emulate iOS and play all of your apps on your Mac.

    OT: My problem with the Mac OS is how redundant it is. In lion you will be able to access your applications from the dock, launchpad, and finder. I just don't get why you need both a launchpad and a dock. Plus in the dock you can just place your applications folder.




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  • kallisti
    Apr 12, 05:53 PM
    First real try with light painting;

    http://i55.tinypic.com/vwslg2.png

    Love what you were going for here. It's a fun technique to play with. The focus seems off on all the light trails. Nothing in the image is really sharp. Perhaps that's what you were going for, but these types of images do more for me when the lines/curves are in focus, or when selective focus is used to draw the eye to certain portions of the composition. Having everything out-of-focus weakens the image for me. Take this with a grain of salt though: abstracts sort of defy critique by their very nature.




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  • dXTC
    Jan 2, 10:47 AM
    Whether she eats 300 or 300,000 calories will have no affect on that. Current food production is more than enough to meet world needs, but for numerous reasons, produced food is often used for applications other than human consumption.

    Emphasis mine. Let's put corn ethanol for vehicle fuel and soy biodiesel aside for a minute. You may be shocked when you find out how much corn and other food is given to livestock to bulk them up for human consumption as meat. It's quite possibly the most inefficient calorie conversion we humans can conjure-- just because we like meat too g**d*** much.

    Vegan: The New Ethics Of Eating by Erik Marcus opened my eyes quite a bit about this kind of thing.

    (Disclaimer: For a period of time, I was vegan because of what I read in that book and other resources. Nowadays I'm "flexitarian", eating meat for only about 10% of my intake, mainly in the interest of family harmony; I could "go veg" again rather easily.)




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  • -aggie-
    Apr 27, 10:02 PM
    For now, I'll switch. Nies

    Looks like I need to switch to nies.


    Deadline is 10:30 am EST.




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  • archer75
    Apr 26, 01:44 PM
    Love the 27". I'd love a 30" more. And I really like the glossy screen.




    twoodcc
    Nov 11, 11:18 AM
    looks like we've had a slow 24 hours




    Mac-Addict
    Oct 24, 09:29 AM
    Am very happy with the RAM but OMG, is it expensive (590� in Belgium) :eek: :eek: :eek:

    Bought it anyways. Would like to find out if I swap that second dimm out for a 2GB, would it run at 4GB of RAM? Any takers?
    I dont think so the iMac only supports upto 3gb of ram because of the chipset it uses and i think the macbookpro now uses the same chipset..




    kiwi-in-uk
    Jul 12, 07:56 PM
    Well to be honest I was referring to the windows version of Word. I use Office 2003 on Windows and Office 2004 for Mac. I am not sure if the Mac version of word has the same plug-ins.

    On the windows version. Go to file -> new and select the publishing tab. From there select Brochure. It will fire up the wizard and template if you have these options loaded.
    Got it - thanks (I use Win Office 2003 only a couple of times a year these days, so am somewhat rusty).




    nagromme
    Aug 15, 02:51 PM
    One thing im not too keen on is the Safari loading icon. I think the loading bar in Tiger is much easier to see.

    If you are working in another window you can see the bar shooting along (or not) the Safari window with out looking directly at it. If they keep this new one then you will have to 'actually look at it' to see where its at.

    I'll chime in too agree with everyone on this :) Sites have all different favicons in that spot--so there's no one image to show the page is loaded! Bad place for a progress meter. The big bar was better.


    I want a way to see how much space the trash is taking up before I empty it. Is there a way? There was in OS 9 and OS 8.
    Silly as it seems, you can Select All in the Trash, then Get Info. (Or Cmd-A Cmd-I for short.)




    macpro2000
    Jul 25, 03:55 PM
    Can't imagine any app worth a grand.



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